Brown Hudson's Satirical Editorial Cartoons
From the 
Daily Oklahoman, May 15 , 2004

"The Lord's Money Holders"


O.S. Hawkins

"We try not to invest in "sin" stocks, But there is no guarantee of purity in investing.  We own 363,800 shares  of Carnival Cruise Lines that feature gambling casinos and alcohol sales. The stock is worth about $16 million."

"We are obligated to seek a good return for our participants.  We Also own shares in the Mormon Marriott hotels and others that offer pornographic movies; also, Cable TV that provides pornographic programming."

Please don't tell Roger Moran of the SBC Executive Board who is in charge of the SBC "Guilt-by-Association Department."

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